(oooo shiny)
Jul. 14th, 2005 04:15 amThis is it, my friends. This is -it-. Yes, indeed.
I have found my ideal Veela!Draco fic at last-- and yea, but
mahaliem hath written it.
For Draco Malfoy is a fine piece of arse indeed, but he is no Vincent Crabbe, that's fer sure.
See, sometimes people say that a story is 'funny'. But no, that's not nearly enough this time; this fic is to 'funny' as a Haagen-Dazs Bailey's shake is to a McDonald's vanilla regular. That is to say, both are necessary, but only one is a mere parody of the other. Although that analogy doesn't work, 'cause in this case the parody rules. As it should, mind you! As it should.
If only because humorless!oblivious!in-denial!Master-of-Evil!Draco is so my new favorite person EVAR. Not to mention weird!besotted!plotting!Harry. Yes. Mind you, I really am scared of humorless people; it's just that Draco is so suited for it. I don't know what it is. I think it's his arse. *nodnod* ...Or possibly that he doesn't need to be funny to be a joke. *ducks*
Also,
pir8fancier has updated Champions, omg!!1 AND THERE IS SNARK! AND WANK!! AND OMG, DESPERATE!DRACO!!1
My life, it is compleat. Canon, shmanon; there is awkward stupid wizard boys-- and look, they do tricks!
And then there's ZS's snidget!Harry, who is just perfect, in a dreamlike way, like when you had a really sweet dream that you wake up from and it makes you smile like a fool even though you realize it's just a dream.
(...Yea, so fine, it's 4am. I have an excuse... or something...)
I have found my ideal Veela!Draco fic at last-- and yea, but
For Draco Malfoy is a fine piece of arse indeed, but he is no Vincent Crabbe, that's fer sure.
See, sometimes people say that a story is 'funny'. But no, that's not nearly enough this time; this fic is to 'funny' as a Haagen-Dazs Bailey's shake is to a McDonald's vanilla regular. That is to say, both are necessary, but only one is a mere parody of the other. Although that analogy doesn't work, 'cause in this case the parody rules. As it should, mind you! As it should.
If only because humorless!oblivious!in-denial!Master-of-Evil!Draco is so my new favorite person EVAR. Not to mention weird!besotted!plotting!Harry. Yes. Mind you, I really am scared of humorless people; it's just that Draco is so suited for it. I don't know what it is. I think it's his arse. *nodnod* ...Or possibly that he doesn't need to be funny to be a joke. *ducks*
Also,
My life, it is compleat. Canon, shmanon; there is awkward stupid wizard boys-- and look, they do tricks!
And then there's ZS's snidget!Harry, who is just perfect, in a dreamlike way, like when you had a really sweet dream that you wake up from and it makes you smile like a fool even though you realize it's just a dream.
(...Yea, so fine, it's 4am. I have an excuse... or something...)