~~halloween fic & final bad-place deportation in progress

first of all. halloweeeeeeen. happy. spooky. ficcy! hee~:)
in celebration thereof i'm finally posting my silly deathfic (which takes place on halloween, of course). ok so it's not that silly.

but. i'm feeling happy right now because of this-- can i have a spoon, please??! my -gahd-, i... i... don't know what to say. pouty!draco is the doom of over-aged hormone-possessing girls everywhere now, i'm sure. yes. and then. and then-- *gulp* then i found this pic (vanityfair said it best, really)-- now-- now-- i mean. how did this happen???! i mean, even a half year ago tom was just an ickle sweet-faced boy (even while playing draco, really). but. this..! this? i mean. *pants* if harry doesn't notice him and he has one tiny left-over queer bone in his body, he's just not human :D ahahaha.
   since i was in the middle of last-minute editing of the following fic, i wasn't allowing myself to rush off and draw them licking each other-- so. there's this adorable yummy (mmmm, jam-filled) fic by hackthis, with the boy-crushing and the jam and the adorably flagrantly-gay!harry & this gem of a filk off snitchfiction.net by elspethdixon to the tune of ``modern major general", also adorable. *squeeeeee*~:)
    but even so, it was really this that made me the happiest. gahd, i love potterstinks. *grins like a loon* didn't walk into the wall, indeed :D and just_harry is becoming almost too adorable. that harry. he's up to something, i know it :D

well, here goes fic.
( `death wish'. a spooky kooky `armchair slash'y production. gimme h/d or gimme death. this goes out to ishuca, without whose glorious edits posting this wouldn't excite me nearly as much. w00t! my first betaed fic~! *celebrates* )