~~far be it...

far be it from me to rec smut-- even worse, harry/snape smut. or not. 'cause i just did it, actually, heh.

this entry by augustuscaesar about the badfic prevalent in smut is pretty darned funny. i like her way with words muchly, and the above harry/snape is pretty darn funny too. heh. somehow, i think that's how it'd go, in some insane little universe where harry is oh-so ooc and snape is his bitch, ha. i think that fic basically explains why i find the idea of snape naked sorta... icky. so why i think alan rickman is a sex god, i dunno. i just don't want to picture him naked, even though he's dead-sexy-- and picturing him naked with a 15/16-year-old boy-- even a 20-year-old boy-- is even worse, in contrast. it's weird. "older men" can be sexy, yes-- fully clothed, heh. i'm so, so ageist, i guess. oh well. it's just not dignified. not that i need dignified. but. well. it's just -weird-. on some deep level. very, very weird. in this culture-- in a lot of cultures-- we objectify and turn young, lithe, pale bodies into complete sex objects-- and that's ok. but we want to pretend that older bodies-- while clothed, are admittedly sexy-- don't really -have- a nakedness, not really.

i mean, no one really thinks of harrison ford or david bowie or mel gibson naked, all that much, do they? they just look good in jeans, right? they have those "intense eyes". that's how alan rickman is, too.
weird. i did enjoy the above smutfic, but only in an "ick, this is a well-written ick" sort of way. in a sort of, "hey, harry is insane, isn't he" sort of way. maybe i can think of the harry/hermione i'm thinking of reading (not naming names) the same way. yeah-- "well-written ick". hmmm.... ~:)

and yea, this is rather priceless. i laughed embarrassing little guffaws, at all the really really bad puns. i like really bad [sexual] puns, actually. "engorgio", hehehehee. that will always make me giggle, now.
    ``Potter? Is that your bird?" ::dies::
that fic is so, so wrong. ahem. oh gahd, but at least i'm not alone in my insanity. in fact, i think that fic just made me even more depraved. yea. i blame the fic. tasukichiriko is so my smut crack mama >:o
    to drown is to love: because she does dark, surreal fic better than most, too.