according to my well-protected sources:
"Why can't anyone see that harry potter is being mind conrolled by draco malfoy? It's all so that hermione granger, hidden in a secret HQ near Hogwarts can stage operation Handcuffs. After that, draco malfoy will stage operation ShagtheMalfoy when the disorder caused by hermione granger reaches a peak. The only thing we can do is let the Boy Who Lived put together a militia to stop them. "
*rolls around, laughing*
this bit is almost as good as![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
vanityfair's hilarious post on "far be it"-- from, of course~:)
"Why can't anyone see that harry potter is being mind conrolled by draco malfoy? It's all so that hermione granger, hidden in a secret HQ near Hogwarts can stage operation Handcuffs. After that, draco malfoy will stage operation ShagtheMalfoy when the disorder caused by hermione granger reaches a peak. The only thing we can do is let the Boy Who Lived put together a militia to stop them. "
*rolls around, laughing*
this bit is almost as good as
vanityfair's hilarious post on "far be it"-- from, of course~:)
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