yes, well...

well, not a quiz, but... it's a [mary sue generator]! w00t! heheh yah. well. um. it's hilarious, i thought. man, the day i write a mary sue (*cough*hermione*cough*) is the day they should start buying me all ze widdle white flowers. on the other hand, my "normal" stories are all reflections of me. heck, draco and harry and the goddess persephone are all reflections of me. on the other hand, that reflection doesn't have to be lame, well-scented, and instantly shagged by the Resident Hottie. well, i do want the hottie-- with the other hottie (muwahahah!!) erm. yeah, moving on...


Which HP Kid Are You?

yes, we all know most geek-girls are lying to themselves if they come out as say-- draco-- or even harry. oh come ON, how many of us are harry (well, there's ivyblossom, but even ivy, wouldn't she be like, a cross between herm and harry? i dunno, how intellectual -is- harry?) but still, it's like, impossible for me to imagine writing a herm-centered fic. maybe after i read more harry. i dunno. hm. i mean, i would never have a romance for her (i hate not having romance *pout*) mostly because the only one i'd pair her with is like, harry-- and i'm not a harry/herm shipper, i'm a ron/herm shipper, it's just if i'm identifying with herm, i'd go eeeeeew... ron??!! RON?!!? eeeeew, etc etc). and don't get me started on draco/herm. i mean. it's like me and james marsters-- suuuuure, he's hotpants incarnate in a human being, but does that mean he'll ever ever possibly wear -me-?? ha! um, anyway....)

i mean, a harry/herm story would be like this:

harry: oh, i guess... hey, you're a girl!
herm : yes, well, can't help myself, really...
harry: so what do we do now??
herm : uh, just don't ask me to help you with the potions hw, -again-!
harry: ok. sooo... what did you think of the last quidditch match?
herm : ummm...
harry: right, so...
herm : don't try too hard..
harry: sorry...
herm : it's alright, let's go sit over there. here, hold my hand.
harry: *blush*
herm : *smiles indulgently*
--
ok maybe i'm all wrong, heh. but still. ooh, oooh, herm/draco!
--
draco: what the hell am i doing here?
herm : i dunno, what -are- you doing here??
[a/n : this isn't going too well is it...hmm...]
herm : don't give me that look.
draco: or what?
herm : or your face will freeze like that and your nose will fall into your face and your teeth will rot. it's a scientific fact you know.
draco: *nervously* you're just kidding, right? *moving away*
herm : i know spells you can't even -imagine-, that haven't been attempted for hundreds of years. so really, it's in your best interest, to just... go...away.
draco: you can't scare -me-, i'm draco malfoy!
herm : *laughing merrily*
draco: i'm really not as dumb as you think, mudblood.
herm : no, you're probably dumber, aren't you.
draco: i don't have to take this...!
draco/herm: *spell-fight ensues*
draco: alright, stop, stop, stop, you win, now go away!
[a/n : i'm sucking at being objective aren't i... oh well]
herm : and leave harry and ron alone, too, you ferret!
draco: hmph *backs away*
herm : and do something about the hair, it's really a bit obvious, don't you think?
draco: *pales*

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etc, etc:)