>:D! Oh man, where do I even start. :D There's definitely some issues with H/D PWP's-- namely that they're almost necessarily OOC unless you do something drastic or imply a whole lot of plot or go for humorfic. :-?
Well, there's the ever-popular watching-him-wank thing. Okay, by ever-popular I mean with -me-. Heh. Especially in bathrooms/showers or during/after Quidditch-- yes, I really am that sad. It never gets old. For me, anyway. *coughs* Anyway, yeah. Wanking. Oh joy.
Also, fight-sex. Oh yes. Few people can do it just right-- with the hate and anger but not -too- much, and the snark and the letting-it-all-hang-out and the being-driven-mad-with-lust. Harry snaps, Draco gets his. In more ways than one. ^^; Again, old standby.
And yes, I'm a sucker for beaten-up-Draco-in-hospital-wing. So they could both be kind of beaten up. "Ow-ow-OWW-OKTHASSGOOD" sex, I call it :D :D
Chains are pretty, also. Like, captive!Harry. Or captive!Draco, for a change. Mmmmyes. Bondage, HP style, eheheh!! WHY DOES NO ONE WRITE THIS?? *weeps* Okay, I mean, I don't either, but I started to once. Prison-sex can be good~:)) Y'know, both of them imprisoned or one of them visiting, whatever works :D
I'm a sucker for have-to-have-sex fics, where they can't help it through some freak accident (magical or however else-- trapped in an alternate dimension with only each other for company?-- good enough for me!). 'Cause like, they snark a lot. That's the important thing. Snarky!sex. Yes. Draco could be all unwillingly-enthusiastic and Harry could be all unwillingly-top. *chortles* Ahem. I am a girl of simple tastes, clearly.
I have a thing for public-voyeurism-type fics (not that I've ever seen any), where Draco magically induces arousal/orgasm/something in Harry from a distance, and Harry is all flustered and Draco likes it a little too much and Harry gets revenge, etcetc :D
Really bad, delusional, drugged/drunk sex also good. Like, the day before they finish Hogwarts and they're off to have their Last Duel and they're too drunk to duel and. :D :D!
Also, I have this huge thing about swords. I mean, I know Aspen wrote one, but still! The subject is far from exhausted! I mean. SWORDS!! >:O! Inept sword-fighting! Kink numero uno, for some reason, but I can't write action.
Near-death sex, also. Like, one of them is barely conscious (probably Harry) and Draco is like, the biggest perv ever. Ahahahah! So he's like, AHAHA I CAN HAVE MY WAY WITH HIM NOW, except some loopy magic thingie happens. Or he just keeps coming back and he doesn't notice what he's doing, except he's-- I dunno-- absent-mindedly trying out potions on Harry (pretending it's just-- er-- to mess with him) except eventually one works, so he saves Harry's life. Hey, he's good at potions! *laughs*
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Date: 2003-12-30 12:37 pm (UTC)Oh man, where do I even start. :D
There's definitely some issues with H/D PWP's-- namely that they're almost necessarily OOC unless you do something drastic or imply a whole lot of plot or go for humorfic. :-?
Well, there's the ever-popular watching-him-wank thing. Okay, by ever-popular I mean with -me-. Heh. Especially in bathrooms/showers or during/after Quidditch-- yes, I really am that sad. It never gets old. For me, anyway. *coughs* Anyway, yeah. Wanking. Oh joy.
Also, fight-sex. Oh yes. Few people can do it just right-- with the hate and anger but not -too- much, and the snark and the letting-it-all-hang-out and the being-driven-mad-with-lust. Harry snaps, Draco gets his. In more ways than one. ^^; Again, old standby.
And yes, I'm a sucker for beaten-up-Draco-in-hospital-wing. So they could both be kind of beaten up. "Ow-ow-OWW-OKTHASSGOOD" sex, I call it :D :D
Chains are pretty, also. Like, captive!Harry. Or captive!Draco, for a change. Mmmmyes. Bondage, HP style, eheheh!! WHY DOES NO ONE WRITE THIS?? *weeps* Okay, I mean, I don't either, but I started to once. Prison-sex can be good~:)) Y'know, both of them imprisoned or one of them visiting, whatever works :D
I'm a sucker for have-to-have-sex fics, where they can't help it through some freak accident (magical or however else-- trapped in an alternate dimension with only each other for company?-- good enough for me!). 'Cause like, they snark a lot. That's the important thing. Snarky!sex. Yes. Draco could be all unwillingly-enthusiastic and Harry could be all unwillingly-top. *chortles* Ahem. I am a girl of simple tastes, clearly.
I have a thing for public-voyeurism-type fics (not that I've ever seen any), where Draco magically induces arousal/orgasm/something in Harry from a distance, and Harry is all flustered and Draco likes it a little too much and Harry gets revenge, etcetc :D
Really bad, delusional, drugged/drunk sex also good. Like, the day before they finish Hogwarts and they're off to have their Last Duel and they're too drunk to duel and. :D :D!
Also, I have this huge thing about swords. I mean, I know Aspen wrote one, but still! The subject is far from exhausted! I mean. SWORDS!! >:O! Inept sword-fighting! Kink numero uno, for some reason, but I can't write action.
Near-death sex, also. Like, one of them is barely conscious (probably Harry) and Draco is like, the biggest perv ever. Ahahahah! So he's like, AHAHA I CAN HAVE MY WAY WITH HIM NOW, except some loopy magic thingie happens. Or he just keeps coming back and he doesn't notice what he's doing, except he's-- I dunno-- absent-mindedly trying out potions on Harry (pretending it's just-- er-- to mess with him) except eventually one works, so he saves Harry's life. Hey, he's good at potions! *laughs*
Ok, I'll stop now. ^^;;