reenka

so really, i want to complain. because reading the beginning of

thamiris' latest clex fic, `driving with crocodile shoes', i knew i'd hit the jackpot.

It's wrong and Clark shouldn't. Because they've only done it once, and Lex was the shot-caller, while Clark just groaned and moaned and came.

*cries*. YES!!
that's what i want~! ahahaha. do i kid myself? hell no, i don't kid myself. i'm here for the pr0n, baby. (otherwise, how do you explain my glee at this, when it's not even my fandom? because, my god, this is it-- well-written, descriptive, pithy, funny, fast, sexy, detailed. gah.)
sigh. ok, ok, no, i'm not. i'm here for the shmoopy, intellectual, romantic, angsty porn. but all the same.
what is -with- this whole lack of porn thing going on? i've got like, 6 fics i can read (ok, so they came from the semi-badfic rec place), and all of them are pg13. in the hp slash fandom, if you're an R, it's a cause for celebration, because at least there's a chance you're going to get down and semi-dirty. maybe someone will angst over something, someone else might die, and vanilla sex might be inferred. ahahah. maybe i'm not reading enough harry/snape fics. i know i'm not. there's the smut, right there. yes. but -gods-, if i see one more soliloquy about snape's sexy voice i'll scream....

ok, i'm being unreasonable-- there -is- some porn. there is. ok, so most of it isn't written by the best writers, and ok, so most of it is -really- kind of.. romanticized... or really brutal, one or the other. but... maybe it's just... there isn't any sexiness to draw off of. i mean, they're underage, so even if we think they're sexy, we feel guilty and don't celebrate the sexiness. ok, that is a really stupid theory.

i want sexy well-written adventurous subversively philosophical, angsty yet romantic yet suspenseful harry/draco fic. as in, plural. heavy on the sexy. less end-of-the-world warfic where no one gets laid. although the schoolboy-crushing fic melts me and i'm so there, and i don't care about the lack of smut. i blame

silviakundera and

hackthis and my juvenile mind-set. although gimme sweetness and sarcasm and denial and `an accident called life' and i'm happy. damn, i'm getting soft in my old age.

ok, so i was always this way. *grumbles*
and yeay, i'm coming to nimbus 2003!
although, considering how much money it was, i may have to -walk- to florida in july....